The internet (a.k.a teh_intarwebz) is a most wonderful place. It is yet unknown how many internets there are, but it is the duty of the 1337 to track them down and contain them for further study so we can use that information to make our internet better.

The best way to have complete control of the world is to hijack the internet. Then all the WoW and porn addicts will bend to your will in order to get what they want.